Monday, June 05, 2006

Just another Friday

Disclaimer:
The following post is purely fictional. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental and is not intentional (maybe; maybe not). The author and the artist hold no responsibility for the same.


6:40am - A wonderful morning it is. Its the end of the week and I've woken up early today. Oh well the bus won't be here till 7am and I have more than enough time to bath and get dressed. Might as well sleep for another 5 mins.

6:45am - Yep its a lovely morning. Friday's always bring a lovely smile on my face and today's no less any different. The weather is awesome and it looks like it could rain anytime now. Let's see...what should I wear for the day....hmmm..yep the new shirt and those cargoes should be perfect, after all it is Casual Friday today :) Better hurry though, don't have time to chat else I'll miss my bus.

7:30am - Finally at the office. Seriously, the traffic in this city is awkward, a mere half an hour makes a difference in this place to turn from empty roads to a crowded jungle of bikes, cars and buses. It was a very cheerful day at work and I was kinda proud of what I wore today, come on after all it s new and I had hand-picked it after a whole 2 hrs of shopping. Got a lot looks from the colleagues and noticed how many of the cute gals kept giving me smiles. I was on top of the world. It’s a great day after all :)

8:30am – Done reading the latest in the news. Its sad how the bull keeps rising and falling every other day. I’m glad most of my investments are safe…. Hmm….what’s this? A mail from my HR. Wonder what it could be:

Dear all,

It has come to our notice that some employees are dressing inappropriately to the office. I’m sending alongwith a presentation that will help you understand better on how dress up.

You should note that the following should be adhered to even on Fridays:

NO Jeans
No chappals or sports shoes
Use only T-shirts “with collars”
No baggys (Pants with pockets on the knees etc…)
No dark colour T-shirts

Please do dress up appropriately for the work environment; after all first impressions do count. If you face any concerns please do let me know.

Regards
HR ABC
XXX Associates



Oh boy, someone seriously got himself into trouble today. I mean this ain’t a mail that would be sent around without a reason would it. Suddenly, I hear people giggling around me. Uhm….why is everyone suddenly looking at me like this? Did I do something funny? Or did I spill something on my clothes….my clothes….gulp…bright red shirt with the number ‘35’ imprinted, baggy pants with more than two pockets around the knees, sneakers, week long stubble……uh oh!



NOTE TO SELF:
Go to Westside and buy formal shirts and trousers this evening!